I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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