Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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