Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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