The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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