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I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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