He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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