i barfeds in our rink
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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