I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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