hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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