i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
This is my gift to your gina
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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