Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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