He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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