so explain again why im purple
no
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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