no, he came in my armpit
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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