How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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