I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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