OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm getting married
To pizza
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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