i just had sex bonerless
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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