whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
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