I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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