I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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