So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I accidentally had phone sex last night
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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