It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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