I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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