planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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