Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
