i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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