You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
