she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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