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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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