She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize