what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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