you guys were way drunker than both of me
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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