I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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