would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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