Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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