I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Why is your signature on my underwear?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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