I can tuck mytits in my pants
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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