so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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