she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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