i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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