Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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