I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Randomize
