Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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