How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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