I heard we made out
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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