3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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