he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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