Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Randomize
