so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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