Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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