I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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