It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Randomize
