my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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