There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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