I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I'm bleeding and have questions
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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