Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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